February 2012
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Period cramps always confuse me right up until I actually start bleeding and then I’m like ‘Oh yeah, I have a womb, I remember now’.
Touching people makes me feel like a fraud.
I’ve never really liked it but I just realised exactly how I feel.
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Oh no I didn’t do the washing today and I’ve run out of pants.
There’s a urine sample phial on my desk for my medical next Monday and I can tell I’m just going to wee all over my hand. I have to pay £70 to wee on myself.
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I keep hearing blood-curdling screams and thinking my flatmate is being murdered but it turns out she’s taped Simon’s cutlery to the wall and he can’t be pacified with the pavlova I made.
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I miss everyone and I’m too poor for trains and my workload is so big that I don’t have time for anything I’m just in a sad mood so I’m going to watch Masterchef because, while my student budget means my fridge is mainly full of Morrison’s Braeburn apples (four for 30p oh my god), staring at pictures of food is almost as good as the real thing. And I kind of love...
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I’ve been sent cat whiskers in the post.
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There’s a cold cup of tea here that belonged to someone I won’t see for months and I’m tempted to keep it forever.
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Also, I spent Valentine’s day with Grace and we cooked and lit candles and drank pink fizzy shit whilst laughing at my flatmate and his ‘Valentine’s steak’ for one. My other flatmate was making quiche and my OTHER flatmate made his girlfriend eat the Penis Pasta I got him for christmas and it felt like a fucking weird little family.
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Today I sat on the steps of university for an hour reading about torturing christians in 16th century Japan while waiting for Arthur who managed to get lost on the biggest, straightest road in Leeds. It was freezing and my hands were dead and the book is so old it was falling apart and the pages were yellow and brittle and I looked so fucking cliché but I loved it.
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In other news I got my bike out for the first time since it got cold here in Leeds so I could cycle to my friend’s flat to help her pack and I’m pretty sure my face is still frozen. She’s moving into the flat above me and I don’t know how I feel about this yet.
I am, however, fantastic at packing.
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I feel so sick. I’ve eaten French toast and now I’m sat with a mug of icing because I needed sugar but I can tell I’m going to crash before I get any of my work done kill me.
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My poppies haven’t grown and I’m extremely upset.
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I want to drink the dregs of bitter dark hot chocolate or hazelnut latte and hide my face in the mug while peeking at strangers.
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I have to fill an A3 sheet with 300 japanese characters on ‘My Wonderful Weekend’. I’m going to have to make some stuff up because they’re going to think there’s something wrong with me if I go on and on about paper cranes and tea and standing creepily at the window watching the sky getting darker and the snow getting thicker.
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t-h-o-r-n-s asked: when i was younger i used to wake up with nosebleeds everyday.
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My nipple keeps falling out and I have too much work to do.
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Nosebleed #2
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Dissecting my sardine because I like to eat the spine first. Brittle and tiny with the vertebrae clinging together like a string of pearls. I don’t know, I like how it feels between my teeth.
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Oh my god I’m bleeding from everywhere! On the plus side, I really like it when my nose bleed turns into clots. I don’t know, aren’t they kind of pretty?
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Having to go to the supermarket earlier than anticipated because I had a nosebleed and used all the loo paper.
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