December 2011
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Dec 30th
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I live by the river and my little part of town has this tradition where, every new year’s eve, we make boats with wood and tissue paper and whatever, with candles in, and we lower them onto the river on strings from the bridge and watch them all the way to the weir a few hundred metres downstream. The idea is to get the boat over it with the candle still lit but it’s actually...
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Tomorrow I need to do lots of things. I am going to bed before 12 so I can get up early to go to Morrisons with my dad. It’s my dad’s birthday and I must try not to arouse suspicion about the walnuts I with be putting in the trolley. He will know anyway. Make coffee and walnut cake. I might try and look nice. Go and see Tony because it was his birthday today and I didn’t. ...
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Satsuma clementine tangerine satsuma clementine tangerine satsuma clementine tangerine goodnight.
Dec 29th
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Hands are the creepiest. I will literally stare at hands for hours.
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If I put my finger in my belly button I get this sensation where it feels like there’s a hook attached to my uterus or spleen or something and it’s on a string that comes up through the back of my neck and it’s like someone’s going to yank it and all of my insides will be outsides.
Dec 29th
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I’m a little worried that I may have left period blood on a chair in the bank because I got it in town and didn’t realise until I got home. I saw blood on the floor and thought the cat had killed something but no, just my vagina. I should wander around naked less.
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“Oh, very good,” interrupted Snape, his lip curling. “Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. ‘Ghosts are transparent.’”
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Lacewing flies and Boomslang skin.
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Spending my evening writing the Hogwarts school song on bits of kindling.
Dec 29th
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I am smiling because I am planning on being pretty.
Dec 28th
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I want to fill the room with feathers, but I’d have to wear something like a bee-keeper’s hat or a fencing helmet because I’d be scared of inhaling them.
Dec 28th
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Oh Mr Darcy. Every time.
Dec 28th
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Finally there is a decent sized mug in this house. Scorching cold fingers on hot mugs until they go more of a normal colour. I’ve been making cranes again. Out of pretty origami paper instead of notepads because it was a present from my friend. Under a tartan blanket on the living room floor in front of Pride and Prejudice. The other cat is scratching at the door but she will sit on my...
Dec 28th
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The fat cat is breathing so loudly I love her she looks like a bean.
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vvhiskers asked: i love you and that is that.
Dec 28th
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I’m destined to always have less than the ideal amount of blood in at least one foot. My blood is lazy. It doesn’t like moving very much.
Dec 27th
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Oh my god I forgot that in my stocking I got a crystal growing kit in the shape of a cat so the cat grows orange crystals that look like fur I’M SO EXCITED. I got a vegetable chopper too.
Dec 27th
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